If Eurovision didn’t sate your appetite for outlandish spectacle, take heart: a feast for the eyes is in store tonight as the grand final of Miss Great Britain takes place at Grosvenor House in London. Fifty of our nation’s finest specimens will be vying for the crown – on stage it might be all about wishing for world peace and loving children and animals, but we reckon backstage the (fake) claws will be out and the hairpieces will be flying.
Caustic comic Joan Rivers will no doubt add an acerbic edge to the fluff as the evening’s host, while GMTV and X factor presenter Ben Shephard is more likely to provide a bit of eye candy for the girls. Perhaps bizarrely, on the judging panel will be Christine Hamilton – if you’re wondering why a woman who was once the face of British Sausage Week is now casting the votes at this British institution, remember that there’s a lot about this competition which won’t make much sense…
Let's hope that this year's winner doesn't go the same way as fallen star Danielle Lloyd. Get the Grosvenor House NavPix here…











